now that we’re alone
//seductively brushes cracker crumbs off bed//
I still can’t register for my university classes, due to my current transcript sending issues. I am getting pissed. -_____-
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WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service
How do you remember your URL?
got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory
(Source: vaspim2k13)
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(Source: observando)
- Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?
- Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s my nigga.
(Source: hiphopfightsback)
this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said
“sister, that’s fashion”
and just walked away
If you think your life sucks, just look at this picture and think “it could be worse.”
palms are sweaty
knees weak, arms are heavy
it’s fallen out of my hands already
mom’s spaghetti
(Source: webros)
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
(Source: shesdonejim)
the weirdest people have my number i swear
- how to prepare for exams: cry
